Meet The Brothers

Smarty Bro is the brains behind the operation. As his name suggests, he is highly intelligent and ridiculously brilliant. He's also delightfully affable, wonderfully engaging and incredibly good-looking. [Note: Smarty Bro swears he did not write this bio description. Seriously, I didn't.] Nevertheless, Smarty can be obsessive and has been known to sit in front of his computer bug-eyed for days muttering the phrase "Gonna find me some coupons” under his breath followed by a high-pitch, crazy man giggle.

Arty Bro is a creative freak. He is fashionable and artistic, trendy and chic. He can be gregarious and fun one moment, but found crying in fetal position lashing out at the world the next. Arty has a flair for the dramatic and can often be seen staring at himself in the mirror for hours at a time. He claims he is merely studying himself for "creative inspiration", but his brothers know in reality he’s a superficial egomaniac. Arty is truly the most emotionally unstable brother, yet it is precisely his unpredictability that produces moments of true artistic genius.

Party Bro is pretty much worthless. He contributes almost nothing to this operation. Oh sure, he's the life of the party and loves to have fun, but when asked for any input, he just stares back with that blank, wild man look (see picture). Other than sharing the same mother, the only reason Smarty and Arty keep Party around is that once in a blue moon, he has a moment of absolute genius and blurts out the most brilliant idea ever in the history of mankind. Unfortunately, this Einstein moment is immediately followed by him shaking his head, blinking his eyes, and saying, "Dude, I blacked out...what just happened?"